So this whole Favre saga ended about two weeks ago with him being traded to the Jets and as a big Brett Favre and Packers fan, I don't know what to think about it. I think the Jets have actually added a lot of talent this offseason and should be able to compete for a playoff spot, although the AFC if stacked. The Packers also have a lot of talent and assuming Aaron Rodgers pans out, should be very good too. I guess I'll just root for them both this season, luckily they don't play each other.
But I must get one thing off my chest. In Jets fans mad search for a nickname for the newest Jet quarterback, "Broadway" Brett seems to have surfaced as the favorite (just ahead of Jet Favre). This is an obvious reference to "Broadway" Joe Namath. Now at first, this seems like an obvious compliment. Joe Namath was a rock star in New York, famous for his grandiose persona and of course the guarantee and upset victory over Baltimore in Super Bowl III. In a recent ESPN poll, he was voted the greatest New York Jet of all time.
However, why it's meant as a compliment, I for one hope Brett is nothing like Joe on the field. Winning a Super Bowl would be great, which Joe did, don't get me wrong. But Joe Namath, put simply was not a great quarterback, not even a good one. In fact, I would say he wasn't even OK, he was below average at best! His off the field persona and longing to kiss Suzy Kolber seem to have made up for his awfully mediocre play on it.
Don't believe me, well let's look at the numbers. For his career he threw 173 touchdowns vrs 220 interceptions. Yes, he threw 47 more interceptions than touchdowns! He threw more touchdowns than interceptions in only 2 of 13 seasons and lead the league in interceptions four times! He completed but 50.1% of his passes with a career passer rating of 65.5. These numbers are simply awful. Going through each season one by one, I count a total of four in which he might not be benched today, although none of those are guaranteed. His best pass rating for a season was 74.3, which would have been good enough for 25th place out of 34 in 2007. His career rating would have placed him 33rd.
In comparison, Brett Favre has thrown 442 touchdowns vs. 288 interceptions. He's completed 61.4% of his passes and has a 85.7 pass rating. Now, I know stats aren't everything and passing has gotten easier with the rules and strategies these days. But come on, the difference is ridiculous! And even compared to contemporary elite quarterbacks, Joe Namath is garbage. Johnny Unitas had 290 td's to 253 ints, completed 54.6% of his passes and had a rating of 78.2. Earl Morall had 161 td's to 148 int's, completed 51.3% of his passes and had a pass rating of 81.6. Bart Starr had 152 Td's to 138 int's, completed 57.4% of his passes and had a rating of 80.5. Johnny Unitas won three championships, Earl Morall won one and Bart Starr won five.
Ok well maybe "Broadway" Joe was a good runner. Well no, he ran for only 140 yards in 13 seasons. OK not a good runner. But he was a winner right? Well kind of, but not really. His career record was 63-63-4. He was .500! Aside from one game he was completely mediocre. A game that was won by the defense 16-7, Joe Namath didn't even throw a touchdown. How this guy got in the Hall of Fame is simply a mystery.
So you know what, I'll go with Jet Favre, because calling him "Broadway" Brett is simply an insult.
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
The Super Bad, Grotesquely Ugly, Dark Side of Technology
What is it about technology that can cause such love/hate relationships? It helps with so many things, but when it goes wrong, it goes oh so wrong. Technology is like having an extremely hot girlfriend. They're great and all, especially for some things you just can't do nearly as well yourself, but unfortunately such women tend to be extremely needy and unbearably high maintenance.
OK, so poorly made, moderately disgusting, overtly chauvinistic analogies aside, technology is probably so important to daily life that we would all die off rather quickly if it was all just to go away one day. Yet many people, and myself in particular, often treat technology like a spoiled, ungrateful child treats his parents. We are like, to get all Biblical on you, Bill Gates' prodigal son. We rarely tout it's many benefits (like keeping us alive) and always rant at it's rare hiccups. It's quite irrational really.
But you know what, I don't care. Fuck computers and fuck technology! They can go away and never come back for all I care! Yeah I know I couldn't be writing this if it weren't for technology, so? You think I don't have anything better I could be doing than being lured to this damn machine to write a blog no one will read, or read spam mail sent to me by some doushe bag in Nigeria who wants me to invest $10,000 in his brothers Swiss Bank account, or find out how many viruses, trogans and malware I can download in one sitting from some pimplely faced, teenage hacker eating cheese puffs in his mothers basement? No, there is an entire assortment of better things I could be doing right now.
OK, so a quick explanation is in order. About four months ago my computer crashes and my hard drive explodes. I of course lose everything. I then proceed to spend a bunch of money getting a new hard drive and promptly my screen starts screwing up. No big deal right? So I go to Best Buy and the guy tells me it's the mother board and I should call Dell to get it fixed. So I do, and some girl in Bangladesh trying to fake an American accent tells me that actually it's the hard drive that's cashed! Then she tells me to call the out of warranty people the next day (because the out of warranty repair people were obviously out of the office that day for no reason whatsoever). So the next day I call them, and they tell me I need to call the home computer department, but they inexplicably close at 2:00 so I'd have to call them the next day. I patiently explained that we were talking about the warranty now and not the computer itself, which was apparently a cue for him to start speaking his native tongue because I did not understand a single word after that. The situation is currently unresolved as I have stooped to using my brother's computer to write a blog that again, no one will probably read.
And yeah, I know last time I defended free trade, but I might have to make an exception for tech support. I got nothing against people from other countries, but with tech support, I mean, you're resolving problems with God Forsaken, Devil Incarnate technology! Clear communication can very well be the only thing maintaining the victim's sanity.
Regardless, I'm left with my second fried hard drive in 4 months and my hatred for technology has spilled over. Unfortunately, technology is quite inanimate, which makes it difficult to inflict pain upon any of its many forms. And regrettably, any good revenge requires at least some pain. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to settle for breaking something.
OK, so poorly made, moderately disgusting, overtly chauvinistic analogies aside, technology is probably so important to daily life that we would all die off rather quickly if it was all just to go away one day. Yet many people, and myself in particular, often treat technology like a spoiled, ungrateful child treats his parents. We are like, to get all Biblical on you, Bill Gates' prodigal son. We rarely tout it's many benefits (like keeping us alive) and always rant at it's rare hiccups. It's quite irrational really.
But you know what, I don't care. Fuck computers and fuck technology! They can go away and never come back for all I care! Yeah I know I couldn't be writing this if it weren't for technology, so? You think I don't have anything better I could be doing than being lured to this damn machine to write a blog no one will read, or read spam mail sent to me by some doushe bag in Nigeria who wants me to invest $10,000 in his brothers Swiss Bank account, or find out how many viruses, trogans and malware I can download in one sitting from some pimplely faced, teenage hacker eating cheese puffs in his mothers basement? No, there is an entire assortment of better things I could be doing right now.
OK, so a quick explanation is in order. About four months ago my computer crashes and my hard drive explodes. I of course lose everything. I then proceed to spend a bunch of money getting a new hard drive and promptly my screen starts screwing up. No big deal right? So I go to Best Buy and the guy tells me it's the mother board and I should call Dell to get it fixed. So I do, and some girl in Bangladesh trying to fake an American accent tells me that actually it's the hard drive that's cashed! Then she tells me to call the out of warranty people the next day (because the out of warranty repair people were obviously out of the office that day for no reason whatsoever). So the next day I call them, and they tell me I need to call the home computer department, but they inexplicably close at 2:00 so I'd have to call them the next day. I patiently explained that we were talking about the warranty now and not the computer itself, which was apparently a cue for him to start speaking his native tongue because I did not understand a single word after that. The situation is currently unresolved as I have stooped to using my brother's computer to write a blog that again, no one will probably read.
And yeah, I know last time I defended free trade, but I might have to make an exception for tech support. I got nothing against people from other countries, but with tech support, I mean, you're resolving problems with God Forsaken, Devil Incarnate technology! Clear communication can very well be the only thing maintaining the victim's sanity.
Regardless, I'm left with my second fried hard drive in 4 months and my hatred for technology has spilled over. Unfortunately, technology is quite inanimate, which makes it difficult to inflict pain upon any of its many forms. And regrettably, any good revenge requires at least some pain. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to settle for breaking something.
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